Sunday, March 31, 2013

Ms. Stella Artois

If this beer were a woman...

she would be the female version of a loveable douchebag. This is the girl a man regularly finds himself around because of comfort but she does not bring anything that special to the table. However, she sure as hell feels as if she is the bees knees as exhibited by her attempts to introduce herself in the strongest French accent possible, attempting to make themselves sounds as sophisticated as possible...failing to do so I might add. However, she is  run of the mill, as if women like her are
only slightly less mass produced than Budweiser. But when you are caught in a situation where you have to make a decent decision but just do not want to think about it, this woman is your choice. And when you tell your friends about it their response is "Really? Her again?"

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