If this beer were a man...
...he would talk about his rugby league and occasional ultimate fighting endeavors in such a way that portrayed an innate enthusiasm for athleticism, rather than a desire to show off his physical prowess. Although his day job is not where is passion lies, it allows the required amount of flexibility and vacation time for him to engage in these extra curricular activities. He also enjoys coaching, and volunteers his time teaching soccer to children and adolescents. He dreams of one day coaching at the collegiate level, and feels confident enough to do so in any number of different sports. Perhaps a bit too often, you find yourself emailing him job listings for swim coaches, as you know he's the type of man who teaches by example, and you yearn for opportunities to see him scantily clad in a public setting. You're a little intimidated the first time he suggests a gym date. He can out run, out lift and out bike you, but proves to be enthusiastic and encouraging in a way that challenges you to exceed your personal goals. And if you were still in middle school, you could picture yourself doodling "Mrs. Lagunitas Maximus IPA" in the margins of your diary. 
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