Ms. Pabst Blue Ribbon

If this beer were a woman...

This hard nosed, rugged chick will call and enjoys calling you out for anything and everything...whether you deserve it or not. But at the same time she would not care if you took a piss in the alley. She is aggressive and will pounce on you without hesitance or consideration for her or your state of hygiene, but hey what guy cares? She believes her man will stick around for her pap smear results. Or well at least his beer goggles tell him such. So fellas live and learn..or basically run way from that PBR. Although in that late night and at that so affordable price...it is ever so tempting.