Saturday, April 27, 2013

Ms. SOL Cerveza Importada

If this beer were a woman...

she's a relaxed, free flowing sweet hearted girl that enjoys silly goose conversations on the beach as you bask in the sun under an assortment of different beach umbrellas. There's the Sponge Bob Square Pants, Bill Nye the Science Guy, Dora the Explorer, and Jersey Shore themed umbrellas and accompanying beach attire. These umbrellas are symbolic of both her childish nature and her level of intelligence. But that hot blonde body that looks amazing in that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles bikini (apparently they do make those, which is probably wrong) keeps you around. You have boat loads of fun, but are never able to get past those light hearted conversations revolving around Snooki's latest escapades, the maturation of Sponge Bob or that Bill Nye video on osmosis (well I guess, that's a little intellectual). This light hearted relationship was enjoyable but certainly leaves you realizing you want more depth in a relationship. She makes you realize that you no longer want to be a kid at all times...although it sure can be fun to be a kid again.

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