...he would bring you a beautiful bunch of wildflowers on your first date, because he knows it's the romantic thing to do, but after that, he'd barely remember a gift on your birthday, never mind gifts without occasion. And by the time you discover that the initial bouquet was picked from his mother's garden, you are too entranced by his physical prowess to give a damn. You often find yourself day dreaming about his shoulders, biceps, chest....hell, even his triceps turn you on; and on more than one occasion you've embraced the opportunity to lick them. He can lift and maneuver your body with swiftness and ease, suddenly making you realize that you desire a man strong enough to throw you across the room, but sane enough not to try. He often wakes up much earlier than you in the morning, and you force your eyes to flutter open long enough to watch him pull on a pair of jeans and a t-shirt, not wanting to miss a single chance to gaze upon the perfection of his silhouette, knowing that you will have a finite number of opportunities. After all, you are the kind of girl who needs a boy to bring her flowers...
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Monday, May 20, 2013
Mr. 21st Amendment "Brew Free! Or Die IPA"
If this beer were a man...
...he would bring you a beautiful bunch of wildflowers on your first date, because he knows it's the romantic thing to do, but after that, he'd barely remember a gift on your birthday, never mind gifts without occasion. And by the time you discover that the initial bouquet was picked from his mother's garden, you are too entranced by his physical prowess to give a damn. You often find yourself day dreaming about his shoulders, biceps, chest....hell, even his triceps turn you on; and on more than one occasion you've embraced the opportunity to lick them. He can lift and maneuver your body with swiftness and ease, suddenly making you realize that you desire a man strong enough to throw you across the room, but sane enough not to try. He often wakes up much earlier than you in the morning, and you force your eyes to flutter open long enough to watch him pull on a pair of jeans and a t-shirt, not wanting to miss a single chance to gaze upon the perfection of his silhouette, knowing that you will have a finite number of opportunities. After all, you are the kind of girl who needs a boy to bring her flowers...
...he would bring you a beautiful bunch of wildflowers on your first date, because he knows it's the romantic thing to do, but after that, he'd barely remember a gift on your birthday, never mind gifts without occasion. And by the time you discover that the initial bouquet was picked from his mother's garden, you are too entranced by his physical prowess to give a damn. You often find yourself day dreaming about his shoulders, biceps, chest....hell, even his triceps turn you on; and on more than one occasion you've embraced the opportunity to lick them. He can lift and maneuver your body with swiftness and ease, suddenly making you realize that you desire a man strong enough to throw you across the room, but sane enough not to try. He often wakes up much earlier than you in the morning, and you force your eyes to flutter open long enough to watch him pull on a pair of jeans and a t-shirt, not wanting to miss a single chance to gaze upon the perfection of his silhouette, knowing that you will have a finite number of opportunities. After all, you are the kind of girl who needs a boy to bring her flowers...
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