Ms. Boulevard Brewing "80-Acre Hoppy Wheat Beer"

If this beer were a woman...

this sorta women is unique and rare. She has the rugged side that you would expect out of a cowgirl... assuming cowgirls do still exist outside of those old Western movies, which are seemingly no longer made. Somehow she both dotes after you while at the same time holding you accountable for carrying your weight in the relationship and life in general. She's the kind of girl that enjoys a good hay ride on the tractor around Halloween time while at the same time heading out and enjoying a shot of whiskey and maybe even rolling around in the hay if you're lucky. She has a cute girl next door vibe that is exemplified by her playful tomboyish nature demonstrated by her enjoyment in shoving you off the dock into that nearby lake. You enjoy wrestling with her in the dirt and realize you can be both a kid and an adult with her at the same time, making her the perfect blend of childishness and maturity. This allows you to enjoy every stage of life...she is
the type of a women you can begin and end a life with. But although she appreciates hearing that from you, she certainly cannot help herself from giving you a good rib for telling her that.