Ms. Two Brothers Domaine DuPage French Country Style Ale

If this beer were a woman...

a slight aura of sophistication and girl next door charm beams from her. Without being overwhelming or dominating, she dazzles people with her intellect and keeps people on their toes with witty banter. At times her banter and intellect makes people go "Damn, that girl be one smart cookie. Now I kind of want a cookie." Then shows her childish side when she frolics through the room singing "shake it like a polaroid picture. Hey Ya. Hey Ya" while singing into a hair brush. This makes people go "Damn, that girl is cuckoo for cocoa puffs...or for old school Kodak pictures. I think they made polaroids. Actually, who I am kidding, I don't remember that long ago. Damn, I'm old."  This girl makes people rant a bit; hopefully people keep most or all of these thoughts to yourself. Because then they sound like the crazy ones.

To those she truly cares for, despite her country of origin (France) she is no pushover and does not surrender but rather challenges others to be better. Her accent rarely comes out but when it does so it does in a sheepish cute nature. This voice never fails to yield a smile. She's the type of girl who you can seemingly have nothing in common with but everything at the same time. This girl is accepting and appreciative of you differences that leads to life being comfortable without getting dull. Her seemingly contradictory traits and behavior may be difficult to predict, but keeps people coming back for more and more and more. Like the energizer bunny she makes people keep going and going and going until you expire. Who knows if that's death or the duration of your relationship. Time will tell (along with that being a bit of a sadistic comment, o well; that may be another rant to hopefully keep to yourself).