If this beer were a man...
...he'd be a people-pleaser. He would rather be in the group's good graces than put his foot down and make tough decisions, and you cringe at the idea of him overseeing any type of project. As someone who quotes Bambi more than you'd like to admit, and cries at
work at least twice a quarter, you still have more balls than he does when it comes
to taking command of the situation. He's great at telling everyone exactly what they want to hear, but lacks the follow through to make it happen. Remove the pressures of decision-making and delegating, and he suddenly leaves a much sweeter taste in your mouth (with a slightly fruity aftertaste...but that might just be due to the fact that he can unapologetically rock a pair of flared jeans and a dark cabled turtleneck sweater any day of the week). And if that's not enough to sway you, you're certain he supports the responsible application of welfare, affirmative action and universal preschool.
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